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    Call The Doctor
    A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous.
    Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
    It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.
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    Re: lmao

    LOL!! OUt of the mouths of babes (or kids who watch commercials)
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    • #3
      Re: lmao

      Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Aloha

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      • #4
        Re: lmao

        So much for educational TV! LOL!
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        • #5
          Re: lmao

          Ha, that was good.
          Fish
          Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

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          • #6
            Re: lmao

            I always wondered what "Resurrection" meant.
            Don Myers
            Springfield Mo

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            • #7
              Re: lmao

              Doesn't resurection have to do with round #2 or 3? Resurection was easier when I was younger
              Randy - aka racinfan101
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              • #8
                Re: lmao

                After watching your video
                It will take a Resurrection of biblical proportions,, Or maybe a costco sized bottle of viagra.
                Don Myers
                Springfield Mo

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                • #9
                  Re: lmao

                  Never call on little Johnny!
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                  • #10
                    Re: lmao

                    Originally posted by dmyers View Post
                    After watching your video
                    It will take a Resurrection of biblical proportions,, Or maybe a costco sized bottle of viagra.

                    Oh lord now I feel like I have permanently scared you Don!
                    Randy - aka racinfan101
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                    • #11
                      Re: lmao

                      Got my new issue of playboy yesterday,, Fixed me right up.
                      Don Myers
                      Springfield Mo

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