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    HARLEY DAVIDSON FACES STIFF COMPETITION FROM JOHNSON MARINE WHO
    INTRODUCES A NEW LINE OF MOTORCYCLES
    At a press conference late Monday, the CEO of Johnson Marine,
    makers of Johnson outboard marine engines and other recreational
    equipment, unveiled a new line of heavyweight cruiser style
    motorcycles designed to compete head to head with industry leader
    Harley-Davidson.
    Peter Long, Johnson brands marketing manager said, "We have studied
    the market and determined that Harley, while highly successful,
    has narrowly missed the mark when targeting motorcycle buyers". Long
    added, "We at Johnson are convinced that our product hits the target
    dead center and promises to draw sales away from Harley-Davidson
    in a way no other motorcycle has been able to accomplish".
    The new line of bikes, marketed under the name Big Johnson
    Motorcycles, will, according to Long, deliver what Harley has
    only promised. "Our research show that this, a Big Johnson, is
    what Harley buyers are really after".
    At the unveiling of the new line Monday, several current Harley
    owners agreed. "When I bought my Harley, what I really needed was
    a Big Johnson," said one Harley owner." But I see now that riding
    a Harley is no replacement for having a Big Johnson."
    Manager Long also said that his company would follow the lead of
    Harley-Davidson and cash in on a huge market for non-motorcycle
    related products. "We realize that not every guy can have a Big
    Johnson," said Long, "But image is very important to people. If
    they don't have a Big Johnson, they at least want to project the
    image of having one."
    Asked if he anticipated Big Johnsons showing up in the hands of
    Harley owners, Long said it was unlikely. "I just don't see the
    need to have a Harley if you have a Big Johnson," he said. "And I
    can't imagine someone who spends all their resources to acquire
    a Harley having a Big Johnson. I think it boils down to this -
    You either have a Harley, or you have a Big Johnson, but you
    are not likely to have both." "Given the choice," said Long,
    "I think most guys will opt for the Big Johnson."
    Another force driving sales for the company will come from women. A
    survey of the wives and girlfriends of nearly 1,000 potential
    motorcycle buyers indicates less than 5% would approve of their
    partner spending $15,000 on a Harley Davidson. But, when asked if
    they would be willing to pay the same amount of money to get their
    partner a Big Johnson, nearly 4 out 5 thought that would be money
    well spent.
    One female present at the product unveiling was quoted as saying,
    "There is no way I will let KimSwang drop 15 grand on another one of
    those Harleys, but 15 grand to get him a Big Johnson? Well, that's
    something we could both enjoy, and it's something he really needs."
    Carla Roundheel, manager of the dealership network now being
    established, said her motto is simple. "I service what we sell." Big
    Johnson Motorcycles will be traded on the New York stock exchange
    under the abbreviation PNSNV.
    Randy - aka racinfan101
    Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
    2024/25 National President

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    Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

    Nice Randy,Nice...
    2013 Voyager "Ivory"
    2003 Nomad FI (gone)
    1996 Vulcan 1500 se 88 (gone)
    VROC#26618.
    ROK #ROK100029773
    Former VRA National Store Manager
    Former VRA Secretary
    Chapter 1-70 President
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    COME ON LETS RIDE !

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    • #3
      Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

      HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Aloha

      Derry ~DaBull~
      Bullock
      Former VRA USA National President
      Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
      Crestview, Florida
      2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
      (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

      ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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      • #4
        Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

        Very funny, I need to borrow that
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        • #5
          Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

          I got a laugh out of it! Share away!
          Randy - aka racinfan101
          Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
          2024/25 National President

          https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
          2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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          • #6
            Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

            That's funny, I need to get a Big Johnson.
            Fish
            Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.

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            • #7
              Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

              Originally posted by Aquar1234 View Post
              Very funny, I need to borrow that
              I cant imagine Randy sharing his Big Johnson...
              Let's ride...
              '03 1500 Mean Streak
              My name is Steammaker & I'm addicted to modifying my Mean Streak..

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              • #8
                Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                Originally posted by Steammaker View Post
                I cant imagine Randy sharing his Big Johnson...
                I heard he shares it with everyone
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                • #9
                  Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                  Hey now just stories! just Big Johnson stories!!
                  Randy - aka racinfan101
                  Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
                  2024/25 National President

                  https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
                  2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                    Glenn posted that story once and the wife of one our friends read it. Next time we ran into them, she in all seriousness, told Glenn that they were looking for a new bike and were thinking about a Harley, but would rather get something else, and what what that Big Johnson he had posted a note about? She really thought it was a new brand of bike. Let me add that Glenn handled it very well. I on the other hand, could hardly keep from laughing...
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                    Mattie Gale
                    Caledonia,MI

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                    • #11
                      Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                      Someone took the line from the Harley Davidson exec who said, "we are not just selling motorcycles, we are selling sex appeal" and brought it to a whole new level. LOL!

                      Let's face it, I won't be picking up any girls on my KLX250S even though it is green.
                      '18 Road Glide Special, '18 Moto Guzzi V7III Carbon, '75 KT250 Trials.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                        Originally posted by MattieG View Post
                        Glenn posted that story once and the wife of one our friends read it. Next time we ran into them, she in all seriousness, told Glenn that they were looking for a new bike and were thinking about a Harley, but would rather get something else, and what what that Big Johnson he had posted a note about? She really thought it was a new brand of bike. Let me add that Glenn handled it very well. I on the other hand, could hardly keep from laughing...
                        You did really good by not laughing!!
                        Randy - aka racinfan101
                        Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
                        2024/25 National President

                        https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
                        2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                          Sounds like a good blond joke,
                          Don Myers
                          Springfield Mo

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                          • #14
                            Re: Big Johnson Motorcycles

                            she is blond and she was going on and on about the BIG JOHNSON in the middle of Meijers grocery store.. folks waking by where looking at us...... I all most split my side latter...
                            Glenn Gale, President 1-26

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                            • #15
                              LOL That's just too funny!!!

                              don myers
                              Don Myers
                              Springfield Mo

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