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  • some things that keep me awake at night

    Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?



    Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?



    Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?



    Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?




    EVER WONDER...

    Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?




    Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?



    Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?



    Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?



    Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?




    Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?



    Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?



    Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?




    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff??



    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
    Don Myers
    Springfield Mo

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    Re: some things that keep me awake at night

    Those are good!
    Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
    President Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32
    Columbus, Oh
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    • #3
      Re: some things that keep me awake at night

      Why isn't the word "phonetic" spelled the way it sounds?
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      2003 1500 Vulcan carbed Classic
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      • #4
        Re: some things that keep me awake at night

        Good food for thought
        "Hagar"

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        • #5
          Re: some things that keep me awake at night

          Thanks...now I am going to be up all night wondering about these!
          Randy - aka racinfan101
          Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
          2024/25 National President

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          2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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          • #6
            Re: some things that keep me awake at night

            If "pro" is the opposite of "con", then doesn't that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?
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            2002 1500 Vulcan Nomad
            2003 1500 Vulcan carbed Classic
            1987 Yamaha FZR 1000 Genesis
            1979 Honda CB 750
            1978 Honda CB 750
            1980 Harley-Davidson XLH ironhead Sportster

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            • #7
              Re: some things that keep me awake at night

              Now I will going HHmmmm ! all day ! LOL
              Glenn Gale, President 1-26

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              • #8
                Re: some things that keep me awake at night

                Originally posted by cyberbiker View Post
                If "pro" is the opposite of "con", then doesn't that mean that Congress is the opposite of progress?
                I think it must!!
                Randy - aka racinfan101
                Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
                2024/25 National President

                https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
                2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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                • #9
                  Re: some things that keep me awake at night

                  If I stole a bulldozer, would I be a catburgler?
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                  • #10
                    Re: some things that keep me awake at night

                    Well I suppose you just might be!!
                    Randy - aka racinfan101
                    Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
                    2024/25 National President

                    https://www.facebook.com/groups/cent...?ref=bookmarks
                    2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2020 Kawasaki W800. Gone but not forgotten...2008 Vulcan Mean Streak, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500.

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                    • #11
                      Re: some things that keep me awake at night

                      Thank you D, now we can all stay awake at night??

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