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Dopey IT worker beams porn onto giant outdoor screen

Passengers waiting for trains at Jilin Station in China were stunned when saucy scenes from X-rated film The Forbidden Legend of Sex and Chopsticks appeared on the huge screen, which is usually used to air adverts.

The movie played for TEN MINUTES before the plug was pulled.
It turns out a technician had hooked his computer up to the screen to fix a fault - but forgot to disconnect a cable.
The man then tuned into the raunchy film, unaware he was broadcasting it to hundreds of unwitting travellers.

According to reports in China, police have questioned the culprit, but have yet to file any charges against him.

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Chicago Police: Upset he’d moved on, woman uses stun gun on ex-boyfriend

A Gary, Ind., woman attacked her ex-boyfriend outside his Chicago home with a stun gun, hitting him four times out of about 20 attempts, authorities say.

Channelle N. Luckett, 27, faces a charge of domestic battery in connection with the attack.
Authorities say Luckett attempted to call her ex about 30 times on his cellphone. Eventually she appeared at his house in the 11900 block of Wallace in Chicago about 4:40 a.m. Saturday.

She was banging on his doors and windows until he came out and asked her to leave, authorities said.

When he mentioned there was another woman in his house, Luckett took out a stun gun and hit him four times in the arms. She tried to stun him an additional 15 to 20 times, authorities said.

“That one way to get somebody off you,” said Judge Adam Bourgeois Jr. Sunday. He ordered her to stay away from the man and gave her a recognizance bond.

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West Salem man arrested for pulling child’s tooth

A disorderly conduct charge is pending against a West Salem man who while drunk pulled a tooth from a 9-year-old boy’s mouth, according to La Crosse police reports.

The child and his mother told officers they were sitting outside Jules Coffee House at 327 Pearl St. about 8 p.m. Sunday when Curtis Baltz, 36, approached.

“What’s wrong with your tooth?” he asked the boy, reports stated.

The child flashed his loose tooth before Baltz flicked it, according to reports. His mother rushed him inside when his mouth filled with blood.

The boy told police it was painful and that he started crying because he was scared.

Baltz told police he had permission to pull the tooth. He also said his father and grandfather were dentists, so he “knew what he was doing,” reports stated.

Baltz had a 0.20 percent alcohol level. His girlfriend told police he does“stupid” things when he’s drunk.

Baltz is due in La Crosse County Circuit Court at a later date.

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North Charleston woman jailed after coming back to finish fight, complaint says

A North Charleston woman is in jail after she came back to finish a fight that police broke up, according to the incident report.

Shortly after 8 a.m. June 28, North Charleston police were called to a house on Poplin Avenue to check on a report of a fight over money, according to the incident report. Officers found Tameka Sheri Brown, 27, of Gary Drive in North Charleston at the house and put her on trespass notice at the request of the resident.


A few minutes later, officers were called back to the same house. The resident said Brown came back after officers left, entered through the back door without permission, got a knife from the kitchen, came into the bedroom and threatened to “stick” the woman. The resident said she grabbed a hammer and the two started fighting and ended up on the front porch. Brown then went around the house, broke out a bedroom window, threw her copy of the trespass notice on the front porch and left, the resident told police.

Officers went to Brown’s house to talk to her. She told officers she entered the house through the front door and attacked the woman with her hands, according to the report. Neither woman required medical treatment.

Brown was charged with first-degree burglary and first-degree assault and battery. She was being held in the Charleston County jail Monday on $75,000 total bail.

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Joseph Meacham Flees From Officers Tries To Hide In Police Headquarters

CLAYTON, MO (KTVI)– A 39-year-old man fled from police after he was pulled over, but was caught after he accidentally ran into police headquarters, according to the Clayton Police Department.

Joseph Meacham was pulled over in the 7800 block of Forsyth Wednesday afternoon.

Police said he got out of the car and then started running.

Sharon Gipson said she saw the chase.

“He was running through the grass looking for a place to hide and ran straight into the police department,” she said. “It is pretty funny.”

Police said once inside Meacham ran toward the chief of police’s office.

He was greeted by St. Louis County Lt. Bryan Ludwig.

“He ran the other way when he saw officers, but it was a dead end,” Lt. Ludwig said. ”He balled up on the ground and we took him into custody pretty easy.”

Clayton police officers took the suspect and questioned him.

However, he was released after being issued a court summonses, according to the Clayton Police Department.

Police said Meaham smelled like alcohol.

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All those IT guys get the best porn stuff... LOL