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    On his honeymoon, the groom took off his pants, handed them to his bride and said 'Here, try these on.'

    She tried them on and said, 'These are too big. They don't fit me.'

    He said, 'That's right. I wear the pants in this family. Don't forget that.'

    So the bride took off her panties and handed them to the groom and said, 'Here, you try on my panties.

    He said, 'I can't get into your panties !'

    She said, 'That's right. And, if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
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    Re: pants vs panties

    You're slipping, this definitely belongs in the bad joke thread.
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    • #3
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      OOOOoooo so true. ! hahahahaha
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      • #4
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        Didn't take him long to learn his first lesson!
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Racinfan101 View Post
          Didn't take him long to learn his first lesson!
          And a long-lasting one, too!
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          • #6
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            Hopefully he told her that there are other panties to get into if she wasn't so inclined. You have to set the tone for the rest of the marriage, while it lasts. LOL!
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            • #7
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              brave man.. and then you find out that half of every thing you have is "she gets the gold in the mine shaft , you just get the shaft" and "your house is now her house and you still pay for it.. " been down this road two time now.... 3rd time is the charm.
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              • #8
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                Originally posted by ggale View Post
                brave man.. and then you find out that half of every thing you have is "she gets the gold in the mine shaft , you just get the shaft" and "your house is now her house and you still pay for it.. " been down this road two time now.... 3rd time is the charm.
                Just passed 29 years, plus 6 years of dating in school. Keep the power, but treat her like the precious person she is. Give up the power and be ruled into your grave.
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                • #9
                  Power? Rule? What do you guys have? Marriages or dictatorships? Rick and I are heading toward our 30th anniversary. The keys are respect, laughter, and friendship. Cherish your spouses for the treasures that they are. Treat them like gold and be worthy of the same treatment. Leave the pants and panties out of it - leaving them off helps, too!
                  Patty Martin
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                    Originally posted by pmar1 View Post
                    Power? Rule? What do you guys have? Marriages or dictatorships? Rick and I are heading toward our 30th anniversary. The keys are respect, laughter, and friendship. Cherish your spouses for the treasures that they are. Treat them like gold and be worthy of the same treatment. Leave the pants and panties out of it - leaving them off helps, too!
                    Just playing along with the joke Patty.

                    This is how I believe a man should treat his wife, and what I aspire to do.


                    http://www.wikihow.com/Love-Your-Wif...g-to-the-Bible

                    The joke is emasculating to men. Men are supposed to be strong.
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                    • #11
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                      Originally posted by twowheeladdict View Post
                      Just playing along with the joke Patty.
                      Uh, yea, I get the joke.
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                      • #12
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                        33 years here, it's always more fun when the pants and the panties are in the same pile.
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