On his honeymoon, the groom took off his pants, handed them to his bride and said 'Here, try these on.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too big. They don't fit me.'
He said, 'That's right. I wear the pants in this family. Don't forget that.'
So the bride took off her panties and handed them to the groom and said, 'Here, you try on my panties.
He said, 'I can't get into your panties !'
She said, 'That's right. And, if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
She tried them on and said, 'These are too big. They don't fit me.'
He said, 'That's right. I wear the pants in this family. Don't forget that.'
So the bride took off her panties and handed them to the groom and said, 'Here, you try on my panties.
He said, 'I can't get into your panties !'
She said, 'That's right. And, if you don't change your smart-ass attitude, you never will.'
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