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  • Two Trees & a Woodpecker

    It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but here is one:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?' The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

    Now wipe that smile off your face..............
    We will be friends until we are old and senile! Then we will be new friends!


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    Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

    love it!!!!

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      Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

      Ha!!!!
      Randy - aka racinfan101
      Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
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        Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

        bwahahahahaha
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          Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

          Hahahahaha!!!!
          Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
          President Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32
          Columbus, Oh
          National President 2020
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            Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

            That's the cleanest dirty joke I've heard in a long time.... good one.. LOL!!

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            • #7
              Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

              Bravo.... well done. I love it.
              Glenn Gale, President 1-26

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              • #8
                Re: Two Trees & a Woodpecker

                hahahahahaahahaahahahaha...this is a dang good one.....
                You only live once, so live life like a kid always
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