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    The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not 'fascinating'."

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

    Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way
    he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

    Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her titties are so big she can only fasten eight!"

    The teacher sat down and cried.
    David 'B-Diddy' Bruce
    2016 1700 Vaquero & 2008 900 Custom
    Vice President Indiana Crossroads VRA 1-65
    Let the good times roll!

  • #2
    That was a good one Lucky.


    • #3
      hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahha....Fasten Eight...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      You only live once, so live life like a kid always


      • #4
        Randy - aka racinfan101
        Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
        Former National President
        2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2008 Vulcan Mean Streak 1600, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500


        • #5
          Super funny! Thanks for sharing!