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One day, a man invents a lie slapping robot. He decides to try it out on his family. So they are sitting at the dinner table and the man asks his son, "Son what did you do today?"
The son replies, "I went to school," and the robot slaps him.
The man laughs and asks his son again, "What did you do today?"
The son says, "Ok I went and saw a movie."
The man says, "Thats better. What movie did you go see?"
The son replies, "It was Toy Story 3," and the robot slaps him again.
The man laughs and says, "Now tell the truth what movie was it?"
The son says, "Ok it was a dirty movie."
The man says, "You know I remember seeing a few of those in my day too."
The wife laughs and says, "Well he is your son..." and the robot slaps her!
The son replies, "I went to school," and the robot slaps him.
The man laughs and asks his son again, "What did you do today?"
The son says, "Ok I went and saw a movie."
The man says, "Thats better. What movie did you go see?"
The son replies, "It was Toy Story 3," and the robot slaps him again.
The man laughs and says, "Now tell the truth what movie was it?"
The son says, "Ok it was a dirty movie."
The man says, "You know I remember seeing a few of those in my day too."
The wife laughs and says, "Well he is your son..." and the robot slaps her!
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