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    Catholic Parrots
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    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
    "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
    know how to say one thing."
    What do they say ?" the priest inquired.
    They say, "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
    "That's obscene !" the priest exclaimed; then he
    thought for a moment.
    "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
    problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
    and read the Bible.
    "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
    cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your
    parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying
    that phrase in no time."
    "Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."

    The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
    priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
    were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
    Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
    with them.
    After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
    unison: "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
    There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
    looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
    "Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
    answered !"

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    Re: Catholic Parrots

    Ha!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aloha

    Derry ~DaBull~
    Bullock
    Former VRA USA National President
    Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
    Crestview, Florida
    2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
    (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

    ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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    • #3
      Re: Catholic Parrots

      Funny!!!
      Every day is a holiday when you love your job,And if you don't you must live in a nightmare.

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      • #4
        Re: Catholic Parrots

        Very good one
        Scottyg09900C 2009 Vulcan 900 Custom
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