Catholic Parrots
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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
What do they say ?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
"That's obscene !" the priest exclaimed; then he
thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
and read the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your
parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying
that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
answered !"
.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
know how to say one thing."
What do they say ?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
"That's obscene !" the priest exclaimed; then he
thought for a moment.
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray
and read the Bible.
"Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the
cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your
parrots to pray and worship, and your parrots are sure to stop saying
that phrase in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "This may very well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in
with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
unison: "Hi, we're hookers ! Do you want to have some fun ?"
There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot
looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been
answered !"
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