Bad joke thread....

[Redneckryder]

I heard a joke......it's bad. Gotta tell it

What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery man have in common?

Both get to smell the goods, but neither get to taste it.

[DaCoop]

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very nice .....

[VIVADUDE]

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One of the cleanest dirty jokes I've ever heard...............

[BigBEN]

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A guy walks in too a bar carying a set of jumper cables , the bar tender says " Hey you can come in here just don't start nothin"

[scuba]

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cleanest dirty joke....hahaha!

[Bierkan]

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How many dead women did Prince Charming kiss before he found Snow White?

[kaitiff]

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That explains it! He was a necro! Good thing she woke up when she did.....

[1700 Rider]

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Bad Jokes huh...

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?
If it had four, it would be a chicken sedan

[Redneckryder]

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Moved to the humor forum.....oops. Shoulda thought of that sooner, eh?

[Voyager_PWS]

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Some forum admin you are!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! :-)

[Redneckryder]

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I said I am a forum admin.....nowhere on this forum will I claim to be good at it. Just ask Slicks how many times he had to log on and fix whatever I messed. There was a couple times I locked EVERYONE off the forum for a couple minutes. No more "Hey, wonder what this does" anymore after that........

[BigBEN]

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do bad taste jokes count ?

[BigBEN]

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Jesus and moses where in a boat out in the middle of a lake . Jesus looks at Moses and says hey do that part the water trick, so Moses stands up on the boat and holds his staff in the air and the wind starts to howl and the water parts and then he lowers his staff and the water gently brings the boat back to the surface. Moses in turn looks at Jesus and ask him to walk on water . Jesus stands up and steps out of the boat and sinks to the bottom . Moses says i dont get it try again so once again Jesus stands up and steps out of the boat sinks straight to the bottom. Jesus says mabey its a fluke try to part the water again . So with out delay Moses stands up and raises his staff the winds howl and the water parts he lowers his staff and they are returned once again safely to the surface. Moses says ok Jesus one more time its got to work so Jesus stands up steps out on to the water and sinks straight to the bottom again for a third time . Jesus climbs back in to the boat i just dont under stand it always works all ways . Moses looks at him and says hey i bet it would be eaiser to do with out those holes in your feet ..................

[Voyager_PWS]

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I said I am a forum admin.....nowhere on this forum will I claim to be good at it. Just ask Slicks how many times he had to log on and fix whatever I messed. There was a couple times I locked EVERYONE off the forum for a couple minutes. No more "Hey, wonder what this does" anymore after that........

HEHEHE - WE still love you Rob!!!! What's the fun in learning if you don't screw it up a little along the way!!!!!

[Aquar1234]

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Fat comedian walks out on the stage. Heckler yells out: "Why are you so fat?" Comedian replies: "because everytime i f****d your mother, she gave me a donut."