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    Rrriiiiinnnnggg, rrriiiinnnngg,


    'Hi, honey.
    This is Daddy.
    Is Mommy near the phone?'

    'No, Daddy.
    She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause,

    Daddy says,

    'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.'

    'Oh, yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,
    right now.'

    Brief Pause.

    'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
    Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs,
    knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy
    that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

    'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'

    A few minutes later
    The little girl comes back to the phone.

    'I did it, Daddy.'

    'And what happened, honey?'

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes
    on and ran around screaming.

    Then, she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser
    and now she isn't moving at all!'

    'Oh, my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
    He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window
    and into the swimming pool.
    But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water
    last week to clean it.
    He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

    Long Pause

    Longer Pause

    Even Longer Pause

    Then Daddy says,

    'Swimming pool? ...........

    Is this 486-5731?'

    No, I think you have the wrong number ...
    Don Myers
    Springfield Mo

  • #2
    Re: Phone call

    Haha, didn't see that ending coming.
    Experience: That most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn.


    • #3
      Re: Phone call

      LOL That's to funny!!
      Randy - aka racinfan101
      Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
      Former National President
      2002 Vulcan Drifter 800, 2010 Vulcan Nomad 1700, 2008 Vulcan Mean Streak 1600, 2002 Vulcan Drifter 1500


      • #4
        Re: Phone call

        what a good samaritan lol


        • #5
          Re: Phone call

          Now that's a good one... LOL
          Glenn Gale, President 1-26