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  • Front porch sitting......

    An oldtimer was rocking in his chair on his front porch watching the world pass by. The neighbor kid comes walking down the sidewalk carrying a roll of chicken wire under his arm. The oldtimer yells out to him, "Hey boy, whacha doin with that chicken wire?" The boy says that he's going to catch a couple of chickens. Well the oldtimer chuckles and goes back to rocking. Sure enough, about 10-15 minutes later here comes the neighbor kid with a chicken under each arm. The oldtimer thinks well I'll be damn.....About an half an hour later here comes the kid again but, this time he has a roll of duck tape. The oldtimer yells out, "Hey boy, where you going with that duck tape?" The kid say he's going down to the pond to catch a duck. Well the oldtimer laughs and goes back to rockin. About 20 minutes later here comes the kid with a duck! The oldtimer thinks well I'll be damn....A little time passes and here comes the kid again, this time he has a pussy willow branch. The oldtimer yells out, "Hey kid, hold up a second. Let me get my hat."
    David 'B-Diddy' Bruce
    2016 1700 Vaquero & 2008 900 Custom
    Vice President Indiana Crossroads VRA 1-65
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/ICVRA/
    Let the good times roll!

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    Here is my like button!!
    Patrick "Hotwheels" Sharon
    President Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32
    Columbus, Oh
    Chapter Coordinator

    National Vice President 2019
    National Treasurer 2013 - 2015
    VROC Member # 34133
    2009 Vulcan Voyager
    2007 Vulcan VN2000 Classic LT
    2007 Vulcan VN900 Classic LT

    2002 1500 Mean Streak
    2015 CanAm Spyder RT-Limited
    http://www.columbusvulcanriders.com
    Columbus Vulcan Riders Chapter 1-32 FaceBook Page

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    • #3
      Hahaha, I need to find my like button, too.
      David 'B-Diddy' Bruce
      2016 1700 Vaquero & 2008 900 Custom
      Vice President Indiana Crossroads VRA 1-65
      https://www.facebook.com/groups/ICVRA/
      Let the good times roll!

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      • #4
        Ha!!!
        Randy - aka racinfan101
        Central IL Chapter 1-39 President
        http://central-il-vulcanriders.org/
        https://www.facebook.com/#!/groups/c....vulcanriders/
        Suffering from Vulcamania!!
        (Since Vulcans Rule and the others Drool)

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