Need to head over to the Home Depot

[Racinfan101]

LOL That was pretty good actually!

[Jesse]

I like that one. I'm going to send it to a friend of mine.

[LuckyB]

Two guys, one old biker and one young, are pushing their carts around Home Depot when they collide.
The old biker says to the young guy, "Sorry about that.
I'm looking for my wife, and I guess wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
"The young guy says, "That's OK.
It's a coincidence.
I'm looking for my wife, too.
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
The old biker says, "Well, maybe we can help each other.
What does your wife look like?"
The young guy says,
"Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra."
"What does your wife look like?" asks the young man.
The old biker says, "Doesn't matter, let's look for yours."