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  • LuckyB
    started a topic Little Johnny is Back at School:

    Little Johnny is Back at School:

    The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm and we saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

    The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate' not 'fascinating'."

    Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated."

    The teacher said, "Well that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate'."

    Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way
    he could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

    Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her titties are so big she can only fasten eight!"

    The teacher sat down and cried.

  • Chickierider72
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    Super funny! Thanks for sharing!

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  • Racinfan101
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    Fascinating...lol

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  • Tommasaki
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    hahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahha....Fasten Eight...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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  • Jesse
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    That was a good one Lucky.

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