Another redneck story...

[Tomas#5281]

A Redneck went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving he sits down, and the nurse says:
- Congratulations, your wife has had quintuplets, 5 big baby boys.
The Redneck says:
- I'm not surprised, I have a penis on me like a chimney!
The nurse replies:
- You might want to consider getting it cleaned, they're all black....

[DaCoop]

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Just choked on my coffee.....lmfao nice

[fishgoblue]

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That actually made me laugh out loud. That's some funny stuff.

[dmyers]

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Dammm!!, , ,I just hate it when i sneeze bear out of my nose

[ggale]

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True story-- One day, Mister and Misses 90210 Ken and Barbie are having a baby 9 months after wedding.. Grand pa and grand ma [ken side] are in the delivery room... Grand pa is calling all his buddies- up and coming Harvard grad.. Grand Ma is in diamonds and pearls... all smiles.... and it,s a boy!!!! cheers!!!! and it,s the black,s baby any of them have ever saw come out of a snow white blond!!! GRAND MA FAINTS-- GRAND PA CALL,S THERE LAWYER [still in the room] KEN IS SCREAMING AT BARBIE-- BARBIE SCREAMS SHE PASTED OUT AT HER BACHELOR PARTY WITH A BLACK MALE STRIPPER---!!!! and they all ended up in divorce cort... the end..

[LOUD99VN800BnSWFL]

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Nice one, I did choke on my coffee . That's a good one

[Ice Cube]

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Funny until the chimney cleaning part - brings back bad memories of big ugly nurse doing the cleaning (think Anne Ramsey from Throw Mamma from the Train).

[Racinfan101]

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Bad Bad Bad....yet I laughed the whole way through the posts!