While she was ‘flying’ down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a
cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked:
- What’s your hurry?
To which she replied:
- I’m late for work.
- What do you do?
- I’m a rectum stretcher, she responded.
The cop stammered:
- A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
- Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,
then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.
- And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot asshole? he asked.
- You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!
cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the
car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked:
- What’s your hurry?
To which she replied:
- I’m late for work.
- What do you do?
- I’m a rectum stretcher, she responded.
The cop stammered:
- A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?
- Well, she said, I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three,
then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and
then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it’s about 6 feet wide.
- And just what the heck do you do with a 6 foot asshole? he asked.
- You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge!
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