I met an older woman at a bar last night

[Budro]

I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

[Ice Cube]

Re: I met an older woman at a bar last night

So was he a "sport" or haul tail?

[mwoolwine]

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I met an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double? 'What's that? I asked. 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said. As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might look like, I said, 'No, I haven't.' We drank a bit more, then she said with a wink, 'tonight's your lucky night'. We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mom...you still awake?'

That is f'ing funny

[ggale]

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You never know.

[Racinfan101]

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Doh!!!!

[mmccune]

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hahahahaha

[twowheeladdict]

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If she was hot for a 60 year old, I'm sure her mother was hot for a 72 year old!

[DaBull]

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[CycleDude]

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If she was hot for a 60 year old, I'm sure her mother was hot for a 72 year old!

More like had hot flashes...

[fishgoblue]

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If she was hot for a 60 year old, I'm sure her mother was hot for a 72 year old!

Hmm, so that would have made her mother 12 when she had her. Mom was probably closer to 80. Yikes.

[twowheeladdict]

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Hmm, so that would have made her mother 12 when she had her. Mom was probably closer to 80. Yikes.

The mother daughter sharing usually occurs when they are close in age. Years ago, I worked with a lady who was a grandmother at 29.