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Drunk with a good eye
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, she said, I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. Can of coffee
A 1 lb. Package of bacon
As she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing
behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the
cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, 'You must be
single.'
She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, she said, I indeed had never found Mr. Right.
She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual
about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status..
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said , 'Yes you are correct . But how on
earth did you know that?'
The drunk replied, 'Cause you're ugly.
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