If you spend your money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka.
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you buy a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
If you buy fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Chile.
If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
If you buy useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
However, if you spend your money at yard sales, or go to a ball game, or spend it on prostitutes, American beer or tattoos….the money goes to US businesses....
Conclusion: To help the economy, we should all go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that we met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
If you buy a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
If you buy fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Chile.
If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
If you buy useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
However, if you spend your money at yard sales, or go to a ball game, or spend it on prostitutes, American beer or tattoos….the money goes to US businesses....
Conclusion: To help the economy, we should all go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that we met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
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