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    Dear Abby,
    I have been so blessed in my life. Great parents, great wife and kids, great job, and a great education. When I finally retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favorite pastime -- bass fishing.
    I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner, who it turned out loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.
    As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing.
    A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.
    Instead, she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat!
    I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself. What would you do?
    Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
    Thanks, A Fisherman
    P. S. I have enclosed the picture of Sam showing off the bass we caught.
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    Dear Fisherman,
    Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
    Abby

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    Last edited by Slicks; 06-11-2010, 09:40 PM.

  • #2
    Re: Fishing with Sam

    think, just maybe, you'd like a third on your next fishing trip?? i can bring beer!!!

    Randy
    07 Classic 1500
    04 Mean Streak 1600
    The destination is merely a by-product of the journey.

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    • #3
      Re: Fishing with Sam

      I'm with Randy Keep fishing & does she have any freinds? maybe a sister or two? I'll buy the gas if Randy has the beer!!!
      Papa Bear
      2007 Vulcan Classic LT 900, Maroon & Silver
      VROC # 31434
      God's Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy

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      • #4
        Re: Fishing with Sam

        to quote a famous movie line... : "We're gonna need a bigger boat"
        Aloha

        Derry ~DaBull~
        Bullock
        Former VRA USA National President
        Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
        Crestview, Florida
        2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
        (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

        ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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        • #5
          Re: Fishing with Sam

          yacht party, don't forget to do some grubbing, have to get wet for that, clothing has to come off when it gets dirty (eg)
          Debi
          Former President 10 Years
          Kentucky Vulcan Riders 1-12
          Spyder Ryder in 2021!

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          • #6
            Re: Fishing with Sam

            I think with all the help you are getting here Fly you would need a ferry boat. I could show you my fishing boddy. but you have to colse your eyes. too see her. thanks for sharing.
            Keith R
            PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
            Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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            • #7
              Re: Fishing with Sam

              Yea Keith, it was so very nice for all of those that wish to go fishing with me.

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              • #8
                Re: Fishing with Sam

                I went fishing with Sam, then darn it, I woke up .
                Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
                2009 Vulcan Voyager
                V&H Slipons
                Thunder MFG Air Kit
                "Ivan's Re-Flash"

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                • #9
                  Re: Fishing with Sam

                  I like that one 1700 RIDER.
                  Keith R
                  PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
                  Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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                  • #10
                    Re: Fishing with Sam

                    Nothin wrong with b-ass fishing and nothin wrong with that thar fishin buddy!

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                    • #11
                      Re: Fishing with Sam

                      she definitely has a couple of Large mouth basses there....looks like a couple i've lipped before
                      Aloha

                      Derry ~DaBull~
                      Bullock
                      Former VRA USA National President
                      Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
                      Crestview, Florida
                      2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
                      (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

                      ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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                      • #12
                        Re: Fishing with Sam

                        Fly, ask Sam if she likes to ride bikes, too. I'll tell Wendy that I joined "Sam's Club".
                        John Featherlin
                        Webmaster vulcanriders.us 2007-2016
                        International Chapter Coordinator 2009-2016
                        Forum Admin 2007-2016
                        USA Chapter Coordinator 2007-2016
                        National President 2007-2010
                        National Vice President 2006
                        National Secretary 2011-2012

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                        • #13
                          Re: Fishing with Sam

                          Originally posted by Slicks View Post
                          Fly, ask Sam if she likes to ride bikes, too. I'll tell Wendy that I joined "Sam's Club".


                          BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats Funny!
                          Aloha

                          Derry ~DaBull~
                          Bullock
                          Former VRA USA National President
                          Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
                          Crestview, Florida
                          2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
                          (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

                          ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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                          • #14
                            Re: Fishing with Sam

                            SAMS CULB good ideal!!! I'll join... Fly I think we all need an up date PIC. Don't you all ????? thank you. I'm shore you all caught more than that ....
                            Keith R
                            PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
                            Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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                            • #15
                              Re: Fishing with Sam

                              I certainly didn't expect this to last this long, I should have charged people to look at the picture.

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