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The Last Nickel
A young father walks into a restaurant with his five year old son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, immediately going blue in the face.
The father immediately realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels
and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a dark blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading her newspaper and was
sipping on a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and
then ever so firmly..
After a few seconds of this, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anyone squeeze someone's ball until they cough up a nickel before !"
"Are you a doctor ? "
''No,'' the woman replied. " I'm with the Internal Revenue Service
.''
A young father walks into a restaurant with his five year old son..
He gives the young boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, immediately going blue in the face.
The father immediately realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels
and starts slapping him on the back..
The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps choking.
Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a dark blue
business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading her newspaper and was
sipping on a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from
her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
the boy's' testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first
and
then ever so firmly..
After a few seconds of this, the boy convulses violently and coughs up
the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
and walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never
seen anyone squeeze someone's ball until they cough up a nickel before !"
"Are you a doctor ? "
''No,'' the woman replied. " I'm with the Internal Revenue Service
.''