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    The Sensitive Man

    A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together..

    They get back to his place, And as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.


    There are three shelves in the bedroom, With hundreds and hundreds of cute, teddy bears carefully placed In rows, covering the entire wall!


    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them And she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.


    There were small bears all along The bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.


    She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe,
    this guy could be the one!


    Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each others clothes and make hot, steamy love.


    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the after glow.


    The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, And says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'



    Ahh the sensitive man!

    Debi
    Former President 10 Years
    Kentucky Vulcan Riders 1-12
    Spyder Ryder in 2021!

  • #2
    Re: Sensitive Man?

    Now that is worth a chuckle.

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    • #3
      Re: Sensitive Man?

      Is that all it took.a couple of bears.
      Keith R
      PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
      Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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      • #4
        Re: Sensitive Man?

        ha!! at least it wasnt a little bear
        Aloha

        Derry ~DaBull~
        Bullock
        Former VRA USA National President
        Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
        Crestview, Florida
        2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
        (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

        ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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        • #5
          Re: Sensitive Man?

          Usualy it's a couple of "beers"
          Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
          2009 Vulcan Voyager
          V&H Slipons
          Thunder MFG Air Kit
          "Ivan's Re-Flash"

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