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  • driving down the road.

    A man and a woman were driving down the road, arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the man's penis
    off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

    Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter.
    The little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the penis smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.


    Surprised, the daughter asked her father, 'Daddy, what the heck was that?'

    Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replied, 'It was only a bug, Honey.'


    The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a moment said...

    'Sure had a big dick, didn't it’.

    Randy
    07 Classic 1500
    04 Mean Streak 1600
    The destination is merely a by-product of the journey.

  • #2
    Re: driving down the road.

    LOL!!! I like that.....
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    Derry ~DaBull~
    Bullock
    Former VRA USA National President
    Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
    Crestview, Florida
    2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
    (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

    ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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    • #3
      Re: driving down the road.

      except for the 'Loraina Bobbitt' reference it was pretty funny
      Papa Bear
      2007 Vulcan Classic LT 900, Maroon & Silver
      VROC # 31434
      God's Great, Beer is Good, and People are Crazy

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      • #4
        Re: driving down the road.

        Oh man... that's just wrong. LOL
        John Featherlin
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        • #5
          Re: driving down the road.

          "Critter Control", Bobbitt now!
          Debi
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