Older Women VS Younger Women

[Crackers2006]

after being married for 44 years, i took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "honey", 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but i got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl.

Now i have a $500,000..00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things.

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure that i would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.

aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis.

[Keith]

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now at 44 years can you handal a 25 year old ?????? maybe one time & heart attack...

[DaBull]

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LOL...love this....

[1700 Rider]

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now at 44 years can you handal a 25 year old ?????? maybe one time & heart attack...

You can trade the 65 year old in for two 32 1/2 year old ones.
BTW I gave this 5 stars.

[Crackers2006]

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now at 44 years can you handal a 25 year old ?????? maybe one time & heart attack...

oh that one time would be a killer but what a way to go, now where is Sam?

[Ed Rech]

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Let's see now......
How does that rule of thumb go......
Oh yes.......

Men should choose women that are half their age plus seven.

So.......... when you are:

06, she's 10
16, she's 15
22, she's 18
30, she's 22
40, she's 27
50, she's 32
60, she's 37
70, she's 42
80, she's 47

You get the picture......
At 80....."0" to dead in just 5.6 seconds! Now that's acceleration just like riding a 2000 cc crotch rocket!!

[Old Crow]

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oh that one time would be a killer but what a way to go, now where is Sam?

She's here with me at the rally in Panama City. We're waiting out the rain in the condo. Don't call. Now........where the he'll are my viag ......um.....vitamins tablets.

[Papa Bear]

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Let's see now......
How does that rule of thumb go......
Oh yes.......

Men should choose women that are half their age plus seven.

So.......... when you are:

06, she's 10
16, she's 15
22, she's 18
30, she's 22
40, she's 27
50, she's 32
60, she's 37
70, she's 42
80, she's 47

You get the picture......
At 80....."0" to dead in just 5.6 seconds! Now that's acceleration just like riding a 2000 cc crotch rocket!!

only problem with the 1/2 +7 is if you are 18 - 20 your going to jail remember the other rule 16 will get ya 20 (years in jail that is)

[Slicks]

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You can trade the 65 year old in for two 32 1/2 year old ones.
BTW I gave this 5 stars.

ah, well hell... if you're gonna go that route, I'd trade for three 22-yr-olds. Hugh Hefner always has a smile on his face.

[Crackers2006]

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ah, well hell... if you're gonna go that route, I'd trade for three 22-yr-olds. Hugh Hefner always has a smile on his face.

Hugh has more via.....tamins than most can afford, can't you imagine what shape his ticker is in

[Old Crow]

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I couldn't keep up with one 22 year old, let alone three.

[Old Crow]

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Hugh has more via.....tamins than most can afford, can't you imagine what shape his ticker is in

Personally I think he looks a little silly an sad trying to party with a group of twenty somethings.

[ibeme151]

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Personally I think he looks a little silly an sad trying to party with a group of twenty somethings.

if that's sadness i think i'd like to try it once,..lol.. i could go by ibehugh then..lol..

[activereality]

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Ah so nice to still be young hehe.

[Slicks]

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Personally I think he looks a little silly an sad trying to party with a group of twenty somethings.

Silly??? Sad??? I salute any old guy with a hot 22-yr-old on his arm, let alone 3 of 'em. I would have a harem when I'm 80 and on a respirator if I could.