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You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Southerners can be so polite!
Atlanta ATC: "Tower toSaudi Air 511 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared
to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
Atlanta ATC: "Tower toSaudi Air 511 -- You are cleared
to land eastbound on runway 9R
Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared
to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised."
Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared
to land westbound on runway 9R."
Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to
land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."
Pause...
Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"
Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE
DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION
COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."
Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "
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