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A gas station owner in Mississippi was trying to increase his sales.
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up!".
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the
proprietor said:
- You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said.
- Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy:
- I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
Bubba replied:
- No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week!!!
So he put up a sign that read, "Free Sex with Fill-Up!".
Soon a local redneck pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free
sex. The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed
correctly he would get his free sex. The redneck guessed 8, and the
proprietor said:
- You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.
A week later, the same redneck, along with a buddy, Bubba, pulled in
for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex. The proprietor again
asked him to guess the correct number. The redneck guessed 2 this time.
The proprietor said.
- Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.
As they were driving away, the redneck said to his buddy:
- I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.
Bubba replied:
- No it ain't rigged. My wife won twice last week!!!
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