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There was this small church down in Texas that had a
very big-busted organist .
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while
she played the organ .
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled .
They said something had to be done about this or they would
have to get another Organist .
So , one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and
told her to mash up some green Persimmons
and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size , but warned her to not eat
any of the green Persimmons , though , because they
are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while .
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit
and said .
Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol , We will not
hath a thermon tewday
very big-busted organist .
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while
she played the organ .
Unfortunately, she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled .
They said something had to be done about this or they would
have to get another Organist .
So , one of the ladies approached her very discreetly and
told her to mash up some green Persimmons
and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they
would shrink in size , but warned her to not eat
any of the green Persimmons , though , because they
are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and
you won't be able to talk properly for a while .
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up in the pulpit
and said .
Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol , We will not
hath a thermon tewday
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