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  • Winter Gathering

    It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.

    Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

    Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the
    winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be prepared.

    But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got an idea.
    He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Serviceand asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

    'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold,' the
    meteorologist at the weather service responded.

    So the chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more firewood in order to be prepared.

    A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Does it still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?'

    'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'it's
    going to be a very cold winter.'

    The chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of firewood they could find.

    Two weeks later, the chief called the National Weather Service
    again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'

    'Absolutely,' the man replied. 'It's looking more and more like it
    is going to be one of the coldest winters we've ever seen.'

    'How can you be so sure?' the chief asked.

    The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting a shitload of firewood.

    Debi
    Former President 10 Years
    Kentucky Vulcan Riders 1-12
    Spyder Ryder in 2021!

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    Re: Winter Gathering

    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Aloha

    Derry ~DaBull~
    Bullock
    Former VRA USA National President
    Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
    Crestview, Florida
    2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
    (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

    ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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    • #3
      Re: Winter Gathering

      Didn't expect that punch line LMAO
      Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
      2009 Vulcan Voyager
      V&H Slipons
      Thunder MFG Air Kit
      "Ivan's Re-Flash"

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      • #4
        Re: Winter Gathering

        that's a good one!!!!!

        Randy
        07 Classic 1500
        04 Mean Streak 1600
        The destination is merely a by-product of the journey.

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        • #5
          Re: Winter Gathering

          I'd like it... got more !!!!!!
          Keith R
          PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
          Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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