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  • Doctors' office receptionist

    They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there, and you have

    to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing.
    There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is
    wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have experienced

    this, and I love the way this old guy handled it.



    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached
    the desk. The receptionist said, "Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why
    you're here to see the doctor today?"

    There's something wrong with my dick," he replied

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a

    crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in
    this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with

    your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in
    private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of

    strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken
    her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"

    "I can't piss out of it," he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!

    Randy
    07 Classic 1500
    04 Mean Streak 1600
    The destination is merely a by-product of the journey.

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    Re: Doctors' office receptionist

    I love it lol
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    Rick "Groundhog" Hadley
    CHVRA President
    Charlotte Chapter 1-7
    www.charlottevra.com
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      Re: Doctors' office receptionist

      Whats that? I can t hear you I must have fluid in my ear.

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      • #4
        Re: Doctors' office receptionist

        can you speak a little bit closer to my ear .......
        Aloha

        Derry ~DaBull~
        Bullock
        Former VRA USA National President
        Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
        Crestview, Florida
        2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
        (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

        ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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        • #5
          Re: Doctors' office receptionist

          lmao Derry. You listening for sweet nothings to be whispered??
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          Rick "Groundhog" Hadley
          CHVRA President
          Charlotte Chapter 1-7
          www.charlottevra.com
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          • #6
            Re: Doctors' office receptionist

            good one Randy... keep them comein.. it's going to be a long winter poeple... let me say for some... DaBull dose not have that problem.. take a ride for all of us....Thanks
            Keith R
            PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
            Vulcan 900 Classic LT

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