for the old farts!!

[ibeme151]

and so the yougers ones can understand what your saying.

SENIOR TEXTING CODES,

SINCE MORE AND MORE SENIORS ARE TEXTING AND TWEETING
THERE APPEARS TO BE A NEED FOR A STC!

(SENIOR TEXTING CODE)


ATD: at the doctors

BFF: best friend farted.

BYOT: bring your own teeth.

CBM: coverd by medicare.

CUATSC: see you at the senior center.

DWI: driving while incontintent.

FWB: friend with beta blockers.

FWIW: forgot where i was.

FYI: found your insulin.

GGPBL: gotta go, pacemaker battery low!

GHA: got heartburn again.

HGBM: had good bowel movement!

IMHO: is my hearing-aid on?

LMDO: laughing my dentures out!

LOL: living on lipitor.

LWO: Lawrence Welk's on.

OMMR: on my massage recliner.

OMSG: oh my! sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU: rolling on the floor laughing...and cant get up!

SGGP: sorry, gotta go poop!

TTYL: talk to you louder.

WAITT: who am i talking to?

WTFA: wet the furniture again.

WTP: where's the prunes?

WWNO: walker wheels need oil!

some of you may already know these...lol...

[1700 Rider]

Re: for the old farts!!

HGBM, OMSG Good day to day.

[Fly]

Re: for the old farts!!

Some on there do make me chuckle, good one Randy.

[rideswithvulcan]

Re: for the old farts!!

I thought this was for jokes and such, now you are making fun of us elderly. WTWAWF woops that was a wet fart. cuz I was laughing SFH so f--k--g hard.

[Keith]

Re: for the old farts!!

locks of time on your hand Randy. keep them coming.Thanks