Airport Screening

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Airport Screening

01-04-2011, 05:52 PM

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security

Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0

Transvestites - 133

Hernias - 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

Breast Implants - 59,350

Natural Blondes - 3

Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
2009 Vulcan Voyager
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Keith

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01-04-2011, 08:08 PM

Re: Airport Screening

only 3 Natural Blondes I fine that hard to take.

Keith R
PA 1-52 - South Central PA VRA
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DaBull

Former National President / Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President

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01-04-2011, 09:42 PM

Re: Airport Screening

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Aloha

Derry ~DaBull~Bullock
Former VRA USA National President
Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
Crestview, Florida
2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
(Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn
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