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There I was sitting
at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next
to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next
to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well,
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on,
man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see
a man crying."
man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see
a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say.
"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and
my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I
found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then
my dog bit me."
wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then
my dog bit me."
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an
end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the
poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
.........
But enough about me, how's your day going?"
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