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Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
One of the women rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help”, she said. “I am so sorry”! “I'm a Trained Physical Therapist and I know just how to relieve your pain, if you'd just allow me to help you”, she told him.
“Oh, no, it’s Okay. I'll be alright in a few minutes,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there in his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his belt, unzipped his pants and put her hands inside.
She then began to administered a tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “ Now how does that feel”?
He replied, “It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken”!
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
One of the women rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help”, she said. “I am so sorry”! “I'm a Trained Physical Therapist and I know just how to relieve your pain, if you'd just allow me to help you”, she told him.
“Oh, no, it’s Okay. I'll be alright in a few minutes,” the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there in his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his belt, unzipped his pants and put her hands inside.
She then began to administered a tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, “ Now how does that feel”?
He replied, “It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken”!
Definitely didn't expect that punch line.
Nice one!
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