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    A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

    The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

    The man was impressed.

    The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

    Again, the man is impressed.

    The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000.. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

    Obviously, the man was impressed.
    The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.




    Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
    Men are like that, you know.
    Aloha

    Derry ~DaBull~
    Bullock
    Former VRA USA National President
    Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
    Crestview, Florida
    2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
    (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

    ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn



  • #2
    Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

    Ahh but if he'd took the one with the investments, she could have had her boobs done repeatedly when they sagged whereas the first one last long
    Debi
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    • #3
      Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

      i will say good one and leave it at that to stay out of trouble with the wife
      "Hagar"

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      • #4
        Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

        My wife agreed whole heartedly... with the last statement.
        '18 Road Glide Special, '18 Moto Guzzi V7III Carbon, '75 KT250 Trials.

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        • #5
          Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

          $15,000 investment for a future sagging return.
          Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
          2009 Vulcan Voyager
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          • #6
            Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

            NOPE. You can't buy the real thing (yet). I did hear where they are using breast enhancement therapy to get stem cells into the mainstream.. not as dramatic a change as the jiffy lube version, but its natural breast tissue and last forever. They are actually marketing it for women that have had mastectomies. 'Ain't nuttin like the real thing baaaby!'
            Allen Featherlin
            Party Crasher and furr-flie drinker extrordinaire

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            • #7
              Re: How Men Choose a Wife...

              LOL.. with as many divorces as there are now days .. this might actually work out better for some people
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              Rick "Groundhog" Hadley
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