The Golfer

[Crackers2006]

#10 Golfer: "Think I'm going to drown myself in the lake."
Caddy: "Think you can keep your head down that long?"

#9 Golfer: "I'd move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course."
Caddy: "Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth."

#8 Golfer: "Do you think my game is improving?"
Caddy: "Yes, you miss the ball much closer now."

#7 Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?"
Caddy: "Eventually."

#6 Golfer: "You've got to be the worst caddy in the world."
Caddy: "I don't think so, that would be too much of a coincidence."

#5 Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time. It's too much of a distraction."
Caddy: "It's not a watch - it's a compass."

#4 Golfer: "How do you like my game?"
Caddy: "Very good, but personally, I prefer golf."

#3 Golfer: "Do you think it's a sin to play on Sunday?
Caddy: "The way you play, it's a sin on any day."

#2 Golfer: "This is the worst course I've ever played on."
Caddy: "This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago."

#1 Best Caddy Comment:
Golfer: "That can't be my ball, it's too old."
Caddy: "It's been a long time since we teed off, sir."

[DaBull]

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i like number 5...nice find

[Groundhog]

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I like #6 lol

[mikewithabike]

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Yep - same here. #6 got a chuckle out of me.

[Fly]

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I've never caddied, but have played a round or two with all those golfers. Good one Debi.

[Ice Cube]

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#5, which is why I don't golf.

[1700 Rider]

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All of them are why I don't golf. Actually if it's nice enough to golf, it's nice enough to ride, so I never will play golf.

[kaitiff]

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HEAR! HEAR! Albie, you hit the nail on the head. The wife said she wanted to take up golf, and I asked her' how the hell you gonna carry the bag on your bike?' It's all about perspective....