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  • It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

    The first man married a woman from Alabama. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


    The second man married a woman from South Dakota. He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.


    The third man married a girl from Kansas .. He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some difficulty when he pees
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    Re: It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

    Ha! Thats good!
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    Derry ~DaBull~
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      Re: It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

      So Cyberbiker, how is that Kansas wife of yours doing?

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        Re: It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

        I sure am glad I didn't marry a Kansas girl. LOL!
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          Re: It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

          Originally posted by twowheeladdict View Post
          I sure am glad I didn't marry a Kansas girl. LOL!
          Then I'm jealous 'cause apparently I did.
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            Re: It's different when you marry a Kansas girl...

            heard that one before. still funnnny though
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