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    FIRST TIME SEX


    A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have a dinner with her parents.

    Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

    The boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

    At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
    The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

    That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.

    "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

    The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated.
    The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

    10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

    Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, 'I had no idea you were this religious..'


    The boy turns, and whispers back,

    'I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.'
    Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
    2009 Vulcan Voyager
    V&H Slipons
    Thunder MFG Air Kit
    "Ivan's Re-Flash"

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    Re: First time sex

    classic!!!!!!

    Randy
    07 Classic 1500
    04 Mean Streak 1600
    The destination is merely a by-product of the journey.

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    • #3
      Re: First time sex

      now that's funny!
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      • #4
        Re: First time sex

        LOL.That would SUCK!
        John Featherlin
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        • #5
          Re: First time sex

          That's awesome! That's like the video that ran around the intarweb a while back, about the guy trying to talk his gf into a bj while standing on her front porch, not knowing he was leaning on the intercom button.
          Allen Featherlin
          Party Crasher and furr-flie drinker extrordinaire

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          • #6
            Re: First time sex

            Originally posted by kaitiff View Post
            That's awesome! That's like the video that ran around the intarweb a while back, about the guy trying to talk his gf into a bj while standing on her front porch, not knowing he was leaning on the intercom button.

            That commercial is hilarious. The sister was funny.
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            • #7
              Re: First time sex

              good one !
              Debi
              Former President 10 Years
              Kentucky Vulcan Riders 1-12
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              • #8
                Re: First time sex

                Bwahahaha! Awesome... I hope he kept the receipt.
                mikewithabike
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                • #9
                  Re: First time sex

                  That was.....Awesome!
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                  • #10
                    Re: First time sex

                    wheres the door!
                    Aloha

                    Derry ~DaBull~
                    Bullock
                    Former VRA USA National President
                    Former NW Florida Chapter 1-6 President
                    Crestview, Florida
                    2012 Vulcan Voyager 1700
                    (Previous 2005 Vulcan Nomad 1600)

                    ~If you fool with Da Bull...You're gonna get the Horn


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                    • #11
                      Re: First time sex

                      No that is not a position you want to be in!!
                      Matt Kennedy

                      Ride Long and Prosper!

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                      • #12
                        Re: First time sex

                        bummer, What kinda luck is that.........

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