"Redneck Pickup Lines"

[Lister]

I'm not too big on the whole "redneck" jokes, I may just be a young gun, but to me I feel like the whole "redneck" phase gets overused. But I got this as a text message the other day, and it was actually pretty good.

Redneck Pickup Lines:

1. Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away...

2. Are yer parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special.

3. My love fer you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.

4. Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out...

5. Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see my self in'em.

6. If you was a tree, and I were a squarrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole!

7. You may not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a lightswitch away.

8. I no I ain't no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed rock.

9. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find'em? I think he went into this cheap motel room...

10. Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

11. If you're gonna regret this in the mornin, we can sleep till afternoon.

12. Yer face reminds me of a wrench, lookin at you makes my nuts tighten up!

My favorite I think is number 11 haha.

[Fly]

Re: "Redneck Pickup Lines"

I love red neck jokes, grew up as one and haven't strayed too far from my roots. There are some here that I've not heard before, good ones.

[ibeme151]

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great jokes!! and since i'm a little (lot) redneck at heart i love them!!!

[1700 Rider]

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Some of them remind me of when I went to bed with a ten and got up with a two.

[DaBull]

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hey hey HEY!!! i resemble those remarks!!

[Tomas#5281]

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I love red neck jokes

Me to

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Redneck Divorce Letter

Dear Cooter,

Me an Sue Ellen have divorced. The judge gave her the double wide and the pickup.
So, like the court order said, I delivered the truck before 2 o'clock yesterday afternoon.
I took a picshure fer proof that I delivered it...wanted to make shor she found it when
she got home!!!
How's your day going? See ya later,

Your Buddy,
Bubba

[kaitiff]

Re: "Redneck Pickup Lines"

5 will get ya 10 that they didn't remove the truck, just put some plywood up around the truck and use the driver seat inside the cab as a recliner inside the house.

[Lister]

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5 will get ya 10 that they didn't remove the truck, just put some plywood up around the truck and use the driver seat inside the cab as a recliner inside the house.

Awesome idea.

[ggale]

Re: "Redneck Pickup Lines"

thats what u get when u say "hold my beer and watch this!!" LOL ggale

[Scottyg09900C]

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Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner, That one just might work back home, Classy I tell ya! LOL