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Two blondes were going to Disneyland. They were driving on the
Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They
started crying and turned around and went home.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I
get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going
at night!'
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
A girl was visiting her blond friend who hade acquired two new dogs
and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and the other was Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellloooo.....," said the blond, "they're watch dogs!"
Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT. They
started crying and turned around and went home.
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida?????
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!'
There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I
get to the other side?'
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled,
'PULL OVER!'
'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the
Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going
at night!'
A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night... It was her turn. She
rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was,
'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?'
She thought for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
A girl was visiting her blond friend who hade acquired two new dogs
and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying
that one was named Rolex and the other was Timex.
Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"
"Hellloooo.....," said the blond, "they're watch dogs!"
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