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    Little Johnny asks his teacher to help him to put on his boots before he
    shall go out in the cold. They are very difficult to put on and the teacher
    really efforts to the max to perform the mission. When at last the boots
    are on, little Johnny says:
    - They are sitting on the wrong foot!

    The teacher does not believe her eyes when she finds that it is indeed as
    little Johnny says, the boots are wrong. She pulls like a fool for 5 minutes
    to take them off and start whether to put them on again. When the boots
    are in place again, little Johnny says:
    - It's not my boots!

    The teacher breathe and deeply puts the lid on emotions in order not to
    damage little Johnny, when he is looking at her with his small fish eyes.
    -Ok, she says, we take them off then!
    She starts with the same exercise as before.
    -Why did you not say it right away? she asks when she is ready.
    Little Johnny says:
    - It's not my boots, they are my brothers, but mom wants me to have them!

    The teacher starts crying and very self-possessed, with firm intention, she
    puts on the boots a third time. Then she raises little Johnny, puts jacket
    and scarf on him and asks:
    -Where are your gloves?
    - I put them in the boots!
    Tomas
    01 VN1500 Classic Fi
    Vulcan Riders Sweden
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    Re: Little Johnny's boots....

    now that sounds like my kiddos
    Scottyg09900C 2009 Vulcan 900 Custom
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      Re: Little Johnny's boots....

      I'am glade I'am not his teacher, I'd kill myself .
      Every day is a holiday when you love your job,And if you don't you must live in a nightmare.

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        Re: Little Johnny's boots....

        Originally posted by Stump View Post
        I'am glade I'am not his teacher, I'd kill myself .
        I'd kill little Johnny
        Tomas
        01 VN1500 Classic Fi
        Vulcan Riders Sweden
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        • #5
          Re: Little Johnny's boots....

          IMO the best kids in the world are the ones that belong to someone else, so that way when Ihad enuf of kids I can leave and leave the rugrats there to and I don't have to worry about them anymore.I really love those yard apes.
          Every day is a holiday when you love your job,And if you don't you must live in a nightmare.

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          • #6
            Re: Little Johnny's boots....

            Ok, all I was picturing the whole time I read this was little Johhnie staring down his teachers shirt. THATS why he kept getting her to redo it.
            Allen Featherlin
            Party Crasher and furr-flie drinker extrordinaire

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            • #7
              Re: Little Johnny's boots....

              Best part of having kids is when they grow up and have their own, then all the little things you can do spoil the grand kids, send them home with the noisest toys made, ooey gooey chocolate candy. Or send them to visit neighbors who sent their kids to you.
              Debi
              Former President 10 Years
              Kentucky Vulcan Riders 1-12
              Spyder Ryder in 2021!

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