can you cry under water?
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how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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what disease did cured ham actually have?
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how is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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why are you in a movie, but you're on tv?
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why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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if wiley e. Coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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do the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune?
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why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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how important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
________________________________________
why do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
________________________________________
once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
________________________________________
why does a round pizza come in a square box?
________________________________________
what disease did cured ham actually have?
________________________________________
how is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
________________________________________
why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
________________________________________
if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
________________________________________
why are you in a movie, but you're on tv?
________________________________________
why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
________________________________________
why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
________________________________________
why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
________________________________________
why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
________________________________________
if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
________________________________________
if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
________________________________________
why does goofy stand erect while pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
________________________________________
if wiley e. Coyote had enough money to buy all that acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
________________________________________
if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
________________________________________
if electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
________________________________________
do the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune?
________________________________________
why did you just try singing the two songs above?
________________________________________
why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
________________________________________
did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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