They sent my Census form back!!
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I said: 12 million illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jerry Springer Show, 130,000 people in our
penal establishments, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer. Whatever . . .
In answer to the question, "Do you have any dependents?", I said: 12 million illegal immigrants, crackheads, unemployable bastards, the cast of the Jerry Springer Show, 130,000 people in our
penal establishments, leftovers from Katrina, half of Mexico, some of the Congress, most of the Senate, and a Muslim President!
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer. Whatever . . .
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