Layed Off!

[Crackers2006]

Lay Off Letter

Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp!

You can't be any fairer than this leader...

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, our prices

would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead.

This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go.



I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

[dpetrick]

Just a note the brown text color is next to I possible to read on my iPad.


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Sounds like the only fair way to me.

[kipfire]

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Oh...So by that rationale, anyone who voted for Bush/Cheney must volunteer themselves or their children for combat duties in the midde east. And if they catch you and torture you, that's okay. Those two fools sanctioned it and what is good for the goose, etc.

By the way, taxes have not gone up. Period. But under Bush, the wealthy, I mean the "job creators", got huge tax breaks. Boy, those breaks have done wonders for the unemployed huh?



PS - I didn't vote for him either, but I don't understand the unwarranted hatred.

[Fly]

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Thread closed. Nothing against original poster of a joke, and nothing against anyone's further post or opinions, just to keep from heading into a political argument.

Don't want perspective friends to have a falling out over political issues.