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A traveling salesman sees a sign:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Down the road he sees another:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he realizes that the signs are real. Then he drives past a
third sign:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
the door: SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He
answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long black habit,
holding a tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place
$100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway."
He gets $100 out his wallet and places it in the cup. He eagerly trots
down the hall, slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As
the door locks, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another
small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES
Down the road he sees another:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
Suddenly he realizes that the signs are real. Then he drives past a
third sign:
SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the
side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to
the door: SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
He climbs the steps and rings the bell The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?" He
answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in
possibly doing business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."
He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented.
The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this
door." He does as he is told and another nun in a long black habit,
holding a tin cup, answers the door. This nun instructs, "Please place
$100 in the cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of
this hallway."
He gets $100 out his wallet and places it in the cup. He eagerly trots
down the hall, slips through the door, pulling it shut behind him. As
the door locks, he finds himself back in the parking lot, facing another
small sign:
GO IN PEACE
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF SAINT FRANCIS
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER
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