Thursday's Humor!

[Crackers2006]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert.

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,

'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?'

'The Lone Ranger replies, 'I see millions of stars.'

'What that tell you?' asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,

'Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meterologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

What does it tell you, Tonto?'

'You dumber than buffalo shit. It mean someone stole tent.'

[Old Crow]

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Along the same Lone Ranger/Tonto line:

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are about to finish a long day's ride when they are ambushed by outlaws. Barely able to hold them off they realize that when it gets dark they will be over run. After conferring for a few minutes, the Lone Ranger jumps on his horse and rides off towards town, leaving Tonto to hold off the outlaws until he can get back. About an hour later the Lone Ranger reappears, with a wagon load of dance hall girls in tow.

Frustrated, Tonto calls out "No! No! You idiot...I said bring Posse!!"

[Fly]

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Sigh, I feel obliged to add this oldie to the bunch.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were ambushed by a large group of indian warriors. When it seemed the end was in sight and they'd be overrun and killed, the Lone Ranger said, "Well Tonto, it's been good hanging with you, let's save the last bullet for ourselves." To which Tonto replied, "What do you mean, white man."

[kipfire]

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All good! Bill Cosby did a little sketch of them years ago. It was very funny too!

[DaBull]

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nice all...........

[Redneckryder]

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The lone ranger and Tonto were out riding when Tonto stops, jumps off the horse, bends down and puts his ear on the ground. After a couple seconds, he lifts his head back up and says "Buffalo cum." The lone ranger looks all around, but sees no buffalo. "Are you sure, Tonto? How can you tell??" Tonto looks at him, puts a finger to his ear and says "Ear sticky..."