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<RANT>seriously? politically & otherwise repugnant? the name could use a tweak?Two things have ruined us.... politics and organized religion - neither of which have ANYTHING to do with fragging ice cream.I ask... can't we Americans just have some fun before we die without being so PC uptight all the bloody time? It's become tiresome, predictable and staggeringly dull. Frankly... I'm sick of it.It's a fun product, tongue in cheek. Get it? It's not Satan trying to take over your soul via your palette, it's not a political statement or liberal plot to brainwash you, you won't get your name plastered all over Facebook as a sweaty balls eater, and you might find you LIKE IT. Take a chance - remember life is too short to be so narrow minded - buy the ice cream and TRY to enjoy yourself without thinking so GD much.</RANT>mikewithabike
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Yeah I was going to refrain from posting in the humor section, because for some reason people have to take the humor out of it. It's meant to get a laugh and nothing more. Lighten up.
Anyway, This should make you smile
Léonard, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . .. ..
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Léonard should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Léonard, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Léonard takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Léonard, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Léonard kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it -Léonard is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 - year - old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
But as Léonard gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Léonard.'
Léonard, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?'
The moral of the story:
Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer’s has its advantages.
PS..
Have I sent this to you already?Albie Salsburg (1700 Rider)
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From SNL's "Weekend Update" this weekend: Ben & Jerry's announced that they were coming out with a new flavor for those who were so up-in-arms about the "Shweddy Balls" flavor... it's called "Go Fudge Yourself".
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Amen Michael! BEWARE THE SOCIALIST ICE CREAM!
I thought it was funny and a brilliant marketing ploy. Look how much they are getting talked about. Bet they are selling it like crazy.
By the way, Ben and Jerry don't own Ben and Jerry's anymore. Me and the Mrs stopped by the plant/tourist attraction a month or so ago on the scooter. We left soon after. The cash registers were ringing like mad. Those leftists were selling crap like unrepentant capitalists.Christian - Vermont -
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"Go Fudge Yourself" - that's great.
If you don't find that funny, you need a nuclear enema to clear what ever is up your butt.mikewithabike
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