long marriage

[Graybeard]

The longer you've been married,
the funnier this becomes!


An old married couple was at home
watching TV.

The husband had the remote and was
switching back and forth between a
fishing channel and the porn channel.
The wife became more and more
annoyed and finally said:


"For god's sake! Leave it on the porn
channel.
You already know how to fish!"

[1700 Rider]

Re: long marrige

Haaa good one Dan

[ggale]

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ha ha ha ha well then, is the wife not happpy?

[SurpriseVulcan]

Re: long marrige

Laughed out loud! Man, that was funny...

[Crackers2006]

Re: long marrige

Keep wifey happy, she will let you fish ocassionally.

[Stump]

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Funny! I can't fish so hopfully she will let me watch the fishing channel , no problem with the other

[twowheeladdict]

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Well, I love her
But I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
and Hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door
Said, I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things and she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
When I get home
But right now I'm on this lakeshore
and I'm sitting in the sun

Substitute Motorcycling for fishing and I'm right there with Brad Paisley.