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  • Just Fred

    A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name.

    "Fred," he replies.

    "Fred what?" the officer asks.

    "Just Fred," the man responds.

    The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break, and write him out a warning instead of a ticket.

    The officer then presses him for the last name.

    The man tells him that he used to have a last name but lost it.

    The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?"

    The biker replies, "It's a long story, so stay with me. I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD.

    "After a while I got bored being a doctor, so I decided to go back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through School, got my degree, so then I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS.

    "Got bored doing dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS, with VD.

    "Well, the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. Then I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my 'Johnson', so now, I'm, Just Fred."

    The officer walked away in tears, laughing.....

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    Re: Just Fred

    This reminds me of a time I pulled over a car I suspected for DUI when I observed it swerving in the roadway. After the stop, I approached the car and observed the front floorboards were covered, seat high, with trash, old food and other refuse, completely covering the brake and accelerator pedals. I was about to lecture the driver for the safety hazard he had, impeding his ability to function the foot pedals, when I observed he had no legs. Thanking my lucky stars that I had not just lectured a legless man for not being able to function his foot pedals, I inquired into the reason he was swerving so badly. He explained he had just been fit with a new colostomy bag, which he had just filled to its capacity and it had burst. Smelling the odor, which was further enforced by the legless driver lifting his shirt and showing me the explosion of feces and other body fluids....Verbal warning issued. Have a nice day.
    Best regards and ride safely,

    Marshall
    "Where your head goes, your ass is sure to follow."

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    • #3
      Re: Just Fred

      Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!

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      • #4
        I'm going to start carrying a bag of my own and try that next time that I get pulled over...
        Steven "Jester" Carr
        President
        Northwest Ohio VRA
        Chapter 1-19
        Napoleon, Ohio
        2009 Vulcan 1700 Nomad
        VROC #31961

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