World's Shortest Books!

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World's Shortest Books

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS

By Tiger Woods

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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore

Foreword by George Soros


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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS

& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC

By Amelia Earhart

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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell

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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY


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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy

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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by

The Rev. Jesse Jackson

and foreward by

Tiger Woods with John Edwards

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HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL

BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS

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AND, JUST ADDED:

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy

By Nancy Pelosi

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And the shortest book of them all......................

THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

by Barack Obama


smile people these are just a joke!!..lol..

[bignate455]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

Awesome! My wife and I got a kick out of these.

[Jester]

That is an awesome list of books that I will have to read. Lol

[garyd]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

You forgot the George Foreman Book of Baby Names

[Stump]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

Now that was funny.

[scuba]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

very funny.

[Tony Norton]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

not what i expected,funny just the same

[kipfire]

Re: World's Shortest Books!

Here are some self-help books you missed. They don't quite fit your category, but I am sure you'd like them:

"Finish what you started!" By Sarah Palin

"How to bankrupt a nation in four years and get rich in the process" - By George Bush

Also check out the #1 best seller - "How we avoided the draft"

By Dick Cheney, George Bush, Ronald Reagan, and Rush Limbaugh

(Rush claimed his asshole didn't work properly. Look it up)

Another good one is, 'The Art of Hypocrisy" by Newt Gingrinch with a forward by the GOP.