Quote of the Day

[jcoomer]

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I rub cologne from magazines on my shirt ...And when they say "Oh you smell good, what is that?" I say "Page 5"

[jcoomer]

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Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job! Lol

[DaBull]

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Ladies stop looking for a man to sweep you off your feet. Sweeping is your job! Lol

ooooooooooooooooooooh chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

[Slicks]

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Jon, are you single?

[Bear2123]

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If not, he may soon be, or at least in the Dog House!

[jcoomer]

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I think I hear an aftermarket muffler... I guess that means my pizza is here.

[Ice Cube]

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I can't hear the muffler over the stereo.

[jcoomer]

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feeling like it might be a Randy Travis kind of weekend!

[fishgoblue]

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Just make sure that if you are going to buy cigarettes naked, you have the cash in hand.

[jcoomer]

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Just did a week’s worth of cardio after walking into a spider's web.

[Aquar1234]

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Happens to me quite often. Basketball net beside my work van is a spider web haven. Heading to work at 5:30 am, coffee, keys, lunch, aahhh,wtf, blhhh, phht!!
Worse part is where is the spider?

[DaBull]

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Haaaaaaaa! Been dere done datt!!!!

[Slicks]

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LOLOL... Those last two were really good!

[jcoomer]

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Mexican word of the day... Bishop. "My girlfriend fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the Bishop"

[jcoomer]

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Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away.